For all my experimentation, coffee has been the least successful. I don’t get productive. I don’t get focused. What I get is an upset stomach, headaches and occasionally extreme paranoia. I’m sure this isn’t what’s meant to happen. I had to take a nap just to feel better. That can’t be right… right?
I keep trying to be a grown up, to have coffee with the big kids but so far it’s brought me nothing but misery. I feel like the time has come to give up on this particular drug of choice. It’s just not for me. I’ll have to find another vice. Lucky there are plenty to choose from… Not so many legal ones though.